Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Outstanding Dick Riding...

Take some notes ladies... this is what being fit does for you:

Outstanding work.

3 comments:

  1. Outstanding? You're saying there are women out there who can't do this?
    Shame on you, girls, shame on you. If you can't ride for at least half an hour, in these positions and more, it's time to hit the gym. Stat.

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  2. Doood...
    Why do that?
    Why fall into Hellfire?
    Lemme show you the Way home...

    Q: is sex allowed in Seventh-Heaven?
    A: does the universe need people?
    Q: is sex allowed in Hellfire?
    A: if you get past the stench, the
    heat, the thirst, the Fuggliness
    of the creatures, have at it!!!

    Make Your Choice -SAW

    trustNjesus, child.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your indelible soul.

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    1. Let this be your catalyst to Seventh-Heaven:

      'The more you shall honor Me,
      the more I shall bless you'
      -the Infant Jesus of Prague
      (<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)

      Love him or leave him...
      ya better lissen to DonJuan;
      if you deny o'er-the-Hillary's evil,
      which most whorizontalites do,
      you cannot deny Hellfire
      which YOU send YOURSELF to.

      Yes, earthling, I was an NDE:
      the sights were beyond extreme.
      Choose Jesus.
      You'll be most happy you did.
      God bless your indelible soul.

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